poem.

When God made English Bull Terriers:

When God made animals two by two

He had parts left after and thought "What can I do?"

... The ears of a Lamb he glued to the nose of a Rat

Adding the eyes of a Pig he's said "Now look at that"

Seeing the silhouette of an Aardvark God laughed with glee;

"It's the funniest sight I ever did see"

Placing them all together on the chest of a Bull,

he added the spice; "Essence of Mule"

Inserting the heart of a Lion, it's front now intact

He joined it together with a Rhino in back

The small critter grinned with a Hyena smile,

God patted its head and thought for a while

He then sat back and sighed to the Heavens above;

"I've created a face only a mother could love"

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